7 Examples of What Alcohol Labels Would Really Say If They Were Honest

#1 Whiskey

It should be called “Text Your Ex” because who doesn’t text their ex after a little too much whiskey.

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#2 Jagermeister

Vomit Everywhere would be a much better name for Jagermeister because not many people hold this down when overindulging.

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#3 Coconut Rum

Come on now, you know it’s a pure sugar high you’re on.

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#4 Tequila

Dancing On Tables is the best name for tequila because that’s really all you want to do.

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#5 Fireball

Who hasn’t had a Fireball blackout?

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#6 Wine

Crying alone and wining, the same thing.

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#7 Vodka

Vodka does something to women making them want to go to the bathroom together every time.

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via 7 Examples of What Alcohol Labels Would Really Say If They Were Honest.

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